Daddyphobia
when someone says they’re scared of being trapped and you just go full beast mode on them and they either scream like a banshee or cry like a baby and then punch you
You: "You said you had claustrophobia." Them: "I DO!" You throw a tarp over them. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "You’re not even trapped yet."
You: "Let’s see if you can handle being smothered." Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "You’re not even smothered yet."
You: "You’re scared of being trapped?" Them: "I AM!" You: "Cool." You throw a tarp over them. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "You’re not even trapped yet."