Daddyouz
A dude who calls himself 'youz' and has the power to make girls go crazy, even though he’s just a lazy man with a good laugh
Youz just showed up at the party and said, 'I didn’t come here to dance, I came here to laugh.' The girls all laughed and followed him.
Youz texted a girl: 'I’m not coming to your party, I’m coming to your heart.' She texted back: 'You’re coming to my heart, and you’re bringing my ex with you.'
Youz was at the park and said, 'I sit here because I’m lazy, not because I’m cool.' The girls said, 'You’re both.'