"I don't care if he has a kid with her, I'm the one who's going to keep him happy!", said by a woman who hasn't seen her man in a week."",""She's just a bitter baby mama who still texts him at 2 a. m.", said by someone who's never had a kid with a man who still texts at 2 a. m."",""I don't need him to be happy, I just need him to be mine.", said by a woman who's been married for 5 years and still hasn't figured out what that means."