"I don't care if he's still married, I'm the one who got him pregnant!", said by a woman who's been married for 3 years and still doesn't know what that means."",""She's just a stepmom who thinks she's the main event.", said by someone who's still married to the guy she f**cked at the bar."",""I don't need him to be happy, I just need him to be mine.", said by a woman who's been married for 5 years and still hasn't figured out what that means."