daddyfuckfurrys
Daddyfuckfurrys is when your dad loses his mind and tries to sleep with every furry. He’ll keep doing it until he’s too tired to move.
Dad: 'I’m gonna sleep with every furry here, even if I die.'
Furry: 'Your dad tried to cuddle me. I screamed.'
Mom: 'He’s been chasing furrys all day.'