daddyfu
A dad who doesn’t just help you, he helps you win, even if it means he has to cheat a little.
Dad: 'I gave you the answers to your test. You’re welcome.'
Dad helps me beat my friend in a video game. I: 'You’re a cheat.'
Dad: 'I told your teacher you were sick. I also told her you’re a genius.' I: 'You’re my favorite dad.'
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