daddyfied
when a man who is too old for you is still cute and you want to wear his face on a shirt like it’s a badge of honor
I have a shirt with Tom Hanks on it. I wear it every day. I look like a lost kid.
I bought a shirt with Morgan Freeman. My mom said I should date him instead.
My crush is 60 and I still buy his shirts. I’m a weirdo.