DaddyFidz - You're Malay and you promise like you're on a bet, but you'r

You're Malay and you promise like you're on a bet, but you're just lying through your teeth and hoping no one checks.

I'll bring you 1000 chickens from the farm, no joke!

I'll build you a mansion by tomorrow!

I'll marry your sister, I swear on my dad's life!