Daddyee
Your dad who thinks he’s cool but is just sad and still wears a beanie from 2005. He sends you cheez whiz memes and yells about Ryden like it’s a real thing.
'Check this out, son. This is what real emo looks like.' (sends a meme of a sad cat with a beanie)
'Ryden is the worst. They should’ve broken up in 2007.'
He DMs me at 2 AM with a link to a 2005 MySpace profile.