Daddyee
Your dad who thinks he’s a legend but is just stuck in 2005. He sends you daily emo cracks and cries about Ryden like it’s a breakup.
'I just cried in my pillow because Ryden broke up again.'
He texts me a picture of himself with a beanie and says 'This is how legends look.'
He sends me a meme of a sad burger and says 'This is my soul.'
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