DaddyDoesDoggie
Your dad’s favorite hobby is making animals pregnant. It’s been around since the Middle Ages because people were too busy fighting to notice.
He told the horse it was ‘getting married’ and now it’s got a bun in the oven.
He tried to ‘chat up’ the chicken. It clucked and left him in the dust.
He took the cow to the bar. The cow just kept mooing. It’s a long story.