DaddyDoesDoggie
When your dad is too lazy to get a date and just goes for the nearest farm animal. It’s been going on for centuries because men are cheap and animals don’t complain.
My dad tried to seduce the goat. The goat just stared. My mom cried.
He called the cow ‘baby’ and it mooed at him. That’s not a good sign.
He took the pig to the park. The pig ran away. He’s now on the pig’s LinkedIn.