DaddyDoesDoggie
When your dad is too proud to ask for a date and just goes for the nearest animal. It’s been around for centuries because men are too lazy to work for love.
He tried to seduce the chicken. It just clucked and left him.
He took the pig to the prom. The pig just ate the cake.
He told the goat he was ‘the best lover.’ The goat just stared. He got a black eye.