DaddyDoesDoggie
A dad who thinks he’s a rockstar, but the only one who’s impressed is the cow. It’s been going on for ages because men are too proud to admit they’re wrong.
He told the cow he was ‘the king of the farm.’ The cow just blinked and walked away.
He tried to sing to the goat. It stared. He got a standing ovation from the chickens.
He took the pig to the concert. The pig just ate the drumsticks.