daddybunkins
a dad who talks too much and thinks he's cool even when he's not
Dad: 'I was a rockstar in my day.' Me: 'You were a dadstar in your day.'
At the park, Dad yells, 'I used to bench press a cow!' No one believes him.
Dad tries to explain TikTok to me. It's like watching a dinosaur try to use a phone.
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