daddy zerk
Daddy zerk is a man who thinks he's cool just because he lets kids run wild and yells at them like they owe him money.
My dad is a daddy zerk. He lets me eat cereal for dinner and screams at the TV like it insulted him.
The daddy zerk at the park let five kids climb his back and still had the energy to curse at a pigeon.
My uncle is a daddy zerk. He lets my cousin eat pizza at 2 AM and still yells at the mailman like he stole his job.