Daddy wubbox
A guy who's so obsessed with wubbox he'll argue with you about it until you're too tired to care
You're a wubbox? I'm a wubbox. You're just a weak wubbox.
I'm not a wubbox. I'm the strongest wubbox in the entire world.
You're a wubbox. I'm a wubbox. We're both wubbox, but I'm better.