Daddy Whale
A giant f***ing whale that lives in the ultimate can. It eats bullets for breakfast and gets scared by dubstep. The baby daddy whale is just a tiny version of it, and the blue whale is even smaller.
“That bullet shot made the Daddy Whale scream like a girl.”
“He’s just a tiny whale in a big can.”
“Dubstep makes him run away like a f***ing coward.”