Daddy Walter
Daddy Walter is the fattest motherfucker after Richard the Thiccccccie. He’s like a piggy bank full of snacks and compliments that will make you drip like a leaky faucet.
Daddy Walter walks in, and I immediately want to eat him.
That man is so thick, he could be a doorstop for a whole house.
I saw Daddy Walter and I got a hard-on just from looking at his snacks.