Daddy truck
A college guy with a truck so big and lifted it looks like it was hit by a meteor. He’s so obsessed with his truck he walks like a chicken with a broken leg
I saw him walking like a chicken. He said it was because his truck was so big it broke his legs.
He drives by in his truck and drops more panties than a bakery drops donuts.
He’s so obsessed with his truck he thinks it’s a girlfriend. He even talks to it before he leaves the house.