Daddy Thanos
He’s the reason I failed math. He’s so good-looking it’s unfair. I get all sweaty and distracted when he talks. He’s the man I dream about every night. Don’t mess with him, he’s my main squeeze.
He smiled and I forgot how to spell ‘triangle’.
He gave me a test and I drew a heart on it.
He passed me and I cried in the hallway.