Daddy Thanos
He’s the reason I don’t do my homework. He’s so hot I can’t think straight. I get all nervous when he walks in. He’s like a superhero but with better hair. Don’t be mean to him, he’s my main man.
He walked in and I dropped my pencil.
He said ‘good job’ and I turned red.
I texted him ‘I miss you’ and he replied ‘me too’.