Daddy strength
The fake swagger a dad gets after having a kid. It’s like they think they’re the king of the jungle, even though they can’t tie their own shoes.
My dad said he could wrestle a bear. He tried to wrestle my dog and got bit.
My dad told my uncle he could beat him in a race. He got a head start and still lost.
My dad tried to do a backflip. He face-planted into a cake.