Daddy Spot
The holy grail of parking spots, like finding a golden ticket in a candy bar, it's the one spot that saves your car from being destroyed by the chaos of the real world.
I saw a guy park in the daddy spot and I knew he was going to live a long and happy life.
I almost got a door ding until I found the daddy spot and parked there like a king.
That guy got a shopping cart ding because he didn’t know what a daddy spot was.