Daddy Spankee
Daddy Spankee is a loud, hyper, ADHD mess who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He’s got a face that could make a baby cry and a voice that sounds like a broken blender.
He just texted me: 'I’M LIVING MY BEST LIFE AND YOU’RE NOT!'
He sent me a photo of himself in pajamas, screaming into a pillow like it’s a rival streamer.
He told me he’s ‘the king of the stream’ and then cussed me for not agreeing.