daddy sosa
he’s the most awesome guy ever but also a total nightmare he’s mean and kinda crazy but you can’t help falling for him he’s dumb most of the time but sometimes he’s smart he likes red and he’s always keeping things to himself but you can trust him alisita is trying to get with him or something like that
He called me a f***ing idiot for forgetting his birthday but then he gave me a pizza
He said he’s smart but he can’t even spell his own name
He’s got a crush on alisita and he’s too dumb to realize it