Daddy Shalom
Daddy Shalom is the god you call when you need a miracle. He’s got a voice that shakes the walls and a smile that makes you forget your problems. He’s the real MVP.
Daddy Shalom turned my D+ into an A+ just by smiling at me.
He shook the walls so hard, my desk broke.
He said, 'You’re my favorite. Now go eat a sandwich.'