daddy satan
A man who cries in the shower but laughs when he eats pizza. He talks about his abs like he has them, and his cock like it's a foot long
He cried in the shower but laughed when he bit into pepperoni.
He talks about his six-pack like he's a bodybuilder and his cock like it's a spaceship.
He cried while washing his face but laughed when he saw his meat.