daddy sakurai
The almighty father of Nintendo. He made Smash Bros and Pink Nut Ball. He’s so powerful, he could make a dog from Duck Hunt into a god.
Sakurai is the reason I still believe in gods. And also in Pink Nut Ball.
If Sakurai didn’t exist, I’d be playing a game with a dog from Duck Hunt.
I’d worship Sakurai if he gave me a free game.