Daddy Probing
When a man tries to figure out how much a girl hates her dad and how much she loves his cock.
He asked her if her dad was a failure. She said, 'He was. But you're not.'
She said her dad never paid for anything. He said, 'That’s why I’m here.'
He asked if she’d give him a blowjob for a million bucks. She said, 'I’d do it for a dad.'