daddy pig, where art thou?
Daddy Pig goes missing and you're just annoyed because he's being a total waste of space and hiding somewhere stupid.
Daddy Pig, where art thou? If you're hiding in the vacuum cleaner, I swear I'll plug it in.
Daddy Pig is gone again. Why? Because he's too dumb to just tell me he's at the store.
Daddy Pig, where art thou? I don't have time for your stupid hiding games.