Daddy Petsch
A daddy petsch is a man who believes he’s the most important person in the world, but he’s just a guy who gets scared easy and talks like he’s tough.
My uncle is a daddy petsch. He says he’s the toughest, but he screamed when the vacuum turned on.
My friend is a daddy petsch. He said he’d fight me, but he ran when I showed up.
My dad is a daddy petsch. He thinks he’s the best, but he still can’t beat me at video games.