Daddy Petsch
A daddy petsch is a man who thinks he’s the strongest, but he’s just a big guy with a tiny brain and a huge ego.
My cousin is a daddy petsch. He thinks he’s a superhero, but he can’t even cook eggs.
My friend’s dad is a daddy petsch. He wears a cape and says he’s ready for battle, but he can’t even tie his shoes.
My teacher is a daddy petsch. He says he’s tough, but he flinches when I throw a paper airplane.