Daddy Pete
The most caring man Trump and Brian ever respected. He'll ask you your name and some weird question. What he calls you depends on if you have a gecko, green hair, clean hands, or no birds.
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have green hair?' Me: 'No.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the no-green-hair person.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have a gecko?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the gecko guy.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have clean hands?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the clean-handed person.'