daddy osama
a dad who makes his kids scream like they’re being chased by a dragon and run everywhere at once
My dad is daddy osama. He made my sister run through the house yelling, 'The dragon is coming!'
At the restaurant, my brother screamed, 'I’m being chased!' and ran into a waiter.
My mom texted me, 'Daddy osama is here. The kids are out of control.'