daddy nut face - Daddy nut face is when a nut lands on your face and you look

Daddy nut face is when a nut lands on your face and you look like you're about to cry because it hurts so much.

My dad got daddy nut face when my little brother threw a nut at him during dinner.

I got daddy nut face when my friend tried to play a prank on me with a nut.

My dog got daddy nut face when I threw a nut at him and he didn't expect it.