Daddy Nes
A man who thinks he’s a god, wears a beard like it’s a crown, and has no idea what a protein shake is. He probably eats dirt for breakfast.
'Daddy Nes tried to give me a 'hym supplement' and it was just ketchup.'
'He thinks steroids are a type of coffee.'
'He asked me if I wanted to be his 'hym partner' and I ran out.'