daddy muncher
A daddy muncher is a woman who gets so turned on by her dad’s blowjobs that she chews his meat so hard it shoots cum everywhere like a fire hose, and the dad ends up in the hospital with a broken penis and a heart full of shame.
My mom went full daddy muncher and broke my dad’s toe with her mouth. He’s still limping and she’s still licking his wounds.
At the family reunion, Aunt Linda turned into a daddy muncher and chewed Uncle Bob’s cock so hard, the cum flew into the cake. It was a mess, but it was worth it.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a daddy muncher. Last night, she bit her dad so hard, he had to go to the ER and now he’s afraid of blowjobs.