Daddy Move
When your not-real dad tries to be your dad and it's cringey
My dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, buddy. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'
My stepdad said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go to the mall?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'
My fake dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, son. Want to go get ice cream?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'