daddy milk
That milk in the fridge that smells like old socks and tobacco juice because your dad is too lazy to get a glass and just shoves his face in the carton like it's a damn fountain.
My dad drank from the milk carton like it was a beer can. It was gross.
I saw my dad licking the carton like it was a plate of spaghetti.
He took a swig and then sneezed into it. That's how we know he's a monster.