daddy kush
A daddy kush is like a bad mixtape, he starts off smooth but ends with you screaming into a pillow. He'll flirt with you like you're his best friend and then drop you like a hot potato.
He asked me to the prom, but I had to walk there with a broken shoe.
He said he'd take me to the beach, but I ended up at a drive-thru with a taco and a frown.
He called me 'sweetheart' until I told him my ex's name.