Daddy Johnson
A weirdo who thinks they’re a dad just because they like to talk about it. They’re usually a kid with a mental issue or an old man who smells like old pizza and regret.
"I’m the daddy of this whole group chat," he said, while crying into a bag of chips.
"Daddy Johnson? That’s just my nickname. I’m really just a guy who can’t handle being single."
He started a YouTube channel called 'Daddy Johnson’s Life,' which is just him talking to a fish.