Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th
Daddy pisses on a missile then launches it at a cock and smacks a swamp donkey 450 feet to center field
He used his lunch break to aim the missile at the cock.
The donkey landed in the cafeteria and ruined the pizza.
My mom said he had to clean up the mess before bedtime.