Daddy Goose
The most real nigga in the game. He can hit you and your girl at the same time. He’s got the biggest cock and the best friends like Granny Goose and Lil Homie Goose. You don’t wanna mess with the goose family or you’ll get stepped on.
He came in my DMs and said, ‘I’m gonna step on you so hard you’ll be in the hospital.’
I told him I was real. He said, ‘You ain’t real if you can’t handle my whole family.’
He told me, ‘You’re just a lil goose trying to be big.’