Daddy fagger - A dad who’s too short and too soft to be a real man. He’s a

A dad who’s too short and too soft to be a real man. He’s a fagger and acts like it’s a secret. He’s also the reason you’re tired.

He texts you at 2 a. m. 'Wanna watch a movie? I’ll bring popcorn.' You say no. He texts back: 'You’re mean.'

He tries to dance at the school play and falls over. 'It was a dramatic exit.'

He brings a fagger to the school picnic and starts a food fight. 'It was a love language.'