Daddy fagger
A dad who’s like a giant marshmallow. He’s a fagger and he doesn’t care. He’s the worst and you wish he’d just disappear.
He texts you: 'I’m a dad, not a fagger. But I still like boys.' You reply: 'You’re both.'
He tries to sing at the grocery store and everyone stares. 'It was a karaoke moment.'
He brings his fagger friend to the kid’s birthday party and they start a dance-off. 'It was epic.'