Daddy eckler
the guy with the biggest pecker ever. he walks like he owns the street and eats bugs like they're snacks. he's a real man, no fake stuff.
Daddy Eckler just ate a whole grasshopper and said it was a snack. I'm scared of him now.
He walked past me and his nuts dragged on the ground. I almost tripped.
He told me he eats worms for breakfast. I believe him because he's Daddy Eckler.