daddy eagle
the man. he farts out purple feathers and screams like a banshee. we all shut up and listen. the real eagles get dizzy from the smell. the freshmen just stare and wonder why they signed up.
Dad farts feathers and yells. I got dizzy and asked for a snack.
The real eagles got dizzy from the smell. I just got a snack.
The freshmen just stared. I ate my snack and laughed.