Daddy Dumptruck
A man with butt cheeks so huge they could lift weights. He’s been lifting so long his legs look like they’ve been through war. You don’t just know him. You know his whole family.
My cousin called him 'Daddy Dumptruck' in front of his mom. She didn't say anything. She just smiled.
I saw him at the store. The clerk said 'Daddy Dumptruck!' and he just nodded.
He walked into my class and my teacher said 'Daddy Dumptruck!' and I knew I was doomed.