Daddy Dulay
A dad who teaches math and thinks he's cool enough to use his chody fingers to draw lines on your body. You'll end up with a triangle on your arm and a bad grade.
He drew a triangle on my arm and said it was a hypotenuse.
He used his chody fingers to draw a line on my face and called it a lesson.
I got a D on the test because he wouldn't stop drawing on me."